Social Marketing Revolution

Did you hear a giant, "Whew"? That was me after racing through this list to see if @ScentTrail was featured as one of the 25 Never Dos on SMM for men. I'm not going to admit to how many of these mistakes I've made, but it is more than one (lol).

Here are a couple I would add:

* Never start a Tweet, "My cat did.....".

* "Drunk" and "Twitter" should be mutually exclusive terms.

* Never start a Tweet, "My ex said....".

* Stop with the QUOTES already, enough is enough, what do YOU think about whatever.

* No more, "I'm at lunch eating fish sticks tweets," since that was cool for about...well never.

* Never tweet from a moving car on an iPhone (sure to kill someone).

* If you tweet about alien abduction expect to be abducted by someone.

* NEVER tweet on the toilet, not pretty, not pretty.

* Careful of words like "toilet" as they are negative sentiment words and way too much detail (not pretty, not pretty).

* If you MUST tweet about negative sentiments use French (sounds better and who will really know?).

Now I make next year's Complex.com's list for sure (ouch). What are your additions to the things men must never do on social media. Is there a different list for women? What is that list?